Sunday, March 11, 2012

My Name is DEVIN

My name is Devin. Why does everyone keep calling me Freyja?? Who the hell is that? Why does it say that the author of this blog is named Freyja?? Who is that? My name is Devin...grrr. The next person who calls me that is going to get a punch in the face....Maybe Freyja is someone working for them. Maybe there are all working for them. Maybe Cary is working for them. Why am I in Cary's room? I don't want to be here. He's working for them....Maybe it was all a plan to get me to let my guard down. Maybe he and that thing attached to him are spies. Yeah, that's it, he's a spy. And the entire crew of the Echo are in on it. I need to get off this ship at the next stop. And get away from Cary. ASAP....That's why Vanessa didn't let me keep hugging the thing she referred to as a Goldenrod. She's working for them. And that's why she's so mean to me. It's her job. It makes sense now. Vanessa should have let me continue hugging the Goldenrod. I'm his ray of sunshine. He needs me. And Vanessa just took him away...I just want to shift, go down the hall, and crawl into Zund's bed...but how do I know they are not watching my every move? Maybe I should just stay here...It's freezing. I am so cold. Brrr.....I should just post this blog to keep up appearances, so they don't suspect anything is wrong...

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  1. Veneer: I am not a spy! I already talked to Nemo about that, and zie said, said that--**sniff**

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    1. Yes, you are. Maybe you just don't know it yet. Maybe Nemo's meeting was with them. Maybe you are all so secretly spies that you don't even know it.

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    2. Veneer: But...but...I can't be a traitor!

      **crying**

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    3. Veneer...please ignore all of the above. I was not myself when I recorded that.

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  2. Cyrus:...What? Freyja, what are you talking about? You aren't Devin. You aren't...er.../Devin/ enough to be him. He was a lot different...we think.
    Anyway, please be yourself again. You're confusing us greatly with your behavior.

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    1. Who is this Freyja person? Did you not read above, Cyrus? Do you want a punch in the face? Do you??...So, I am yourself. Okay, I can live with that. Why did I think my name was Devin? It must have been them...Good, confusing you will keep you from revealing secrets to them.

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    2. Cyrus: Noooooooo! Don't punch us in the face! We're in enough pain already! And...yourself isn't your name either! It's...er...Freya? With no j? Does that work and NOT get us punched in the face?

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    3. Oh. My name is Freya? Then why does everyone keep calling me Freyja, with a j? If you answer that, you will not get a punch in the face.

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