So, I'm finally off that dumb planet and on a space ship. Which means I can finally talk to people, and not sit silently while rolling my eyes at someone who doesn't realize that normal dogs do not regularly roll their eyes.
It's weird being back in human form. I'm not used to all these feelings.
The ship is cool, but I'm so bored. Nemo or Hobson, please give me something to do!
Anyone want to know any Zund secrets? I have 5 years stored up. Anyone?
--End Transmission
Nemo: Secrets? Information? I'll take you up on that! How does he--
ReplyDeleteHobson: --I will be assigning chores shortly. Though if you need something to do immediately, you could help me finish tidying up the spare rooms you and the others shall be residing in.
Nemo: Way to interrupt important questions, brother. Way to go. Anyway, I hear Zund called you Rex, of all things?
To Hobson: I'll be down in a sec to help with that.
ReplyDeleteTo Nemo: Yeah, he calls me Rex, because he thought it was a smart idea to name a female wolf Rex. I am not a dinosaur. Do you want to know something funny?
Nemo: Of course! I'd love to hear~!
DeleteHobson: But the more you two talk, the longer she'll take to help.
Nemo: Shush. This is IMPORTANT CAPTAIN BUSINESS.
Hobson:...
Zund has only had pink kitten boxers for 2 years. He doesn't notice. I should ask Vanessa if the kittens mean anything on Old Earth...
DeleteNemo: Oh, something else from this Earth place? How interesting...and yes, it's quite amusing that the mage who was living with a werewolf wears nothing but boxers covered in pink kittens.
DeleteHobson:...What. How is this amusing? And why does it matter?!
Veneer: ...O_O There are things I can't un-mental-image.
ReplyDelete(((GoD: As a small note--the only person in our group, at least to my knowledge, who currently knows anything about Earth AT ALL...is Vanessa.)))
I know, right?
Delete(It's still funny even if she has no idea what she's talking about.)
Wait... I have pink kitty boxers?
DeleteYes. Yes you do. And they are the only boxers you own. And you have had them for two years.
Delete(for people who are grossed out, he has multiple pairs. They are just all the same.)